You don’t have emotions. You have emojis. You’re not emotional. You’re emojional.
You don’t have meaning. You have memes. You’re not meaningful. You’re meme-ful.
You don’t have social life. You have social media. Your life, or lack there-of, is pure media.
I don’t care how much ass you have. Show me your assets! Everybody owes something. Not everybody owns something.
Do you have a future? Or do you listen to Future? Are you designing your life? Or is Desiigner designing your life?
Do you enjoy reading books. Or do you prefer to read faceBook?
Are you watching Netflix? or are you watching your Net Income?
Goodnight. Or in my case, Good Morning. Time for a nap.